I have no sympathy for people who try and karate chop pieces of glass.

I just don't see the thrill in bungee jumping. If you wanna live life on the edge, get in the car with me. That's way more scary.

I would love to have access to these people. I'd never have to share a public restroom again.

My favorite line, "He was forced to get married to someone he did not want to marry. But that does not mean that he did not love her."

I Wanna puppy, I wanna puppy, I wanna puppy!!!!

Yes, yes...I see your point.

I guess even tortoises' have fetishes.

I love how the lesbian kisses were edited and then the characters disappeared. Now we've got Hayden Panettiere doing it to try and save her show.

If this was my mom, she would have sang a hit single call, I hit you because I love you.

Only three more weeks until I start behaving like an old Greek Orthodox widow.

This girl should have spend more time at the gym doing flips before maker an ass out of her self. I bet that hurt. You go girl!

I doubt George Lucas was thinking about sex, while making 'Star Wars.' But, after watching this video, it's hard to be sure.

I'm not the only person who loves 'Lost.' Check out this collection of TV shows that all give a shout-out to 'Lost.'

Curses to the dad who didn't let his son sing Single Ladies!

What's not shown in this video: The baby ripping off the cat's head and shoving it down his mouth, along with the cat's heart and eyeballs.

What an adorable little annoying person! The fact that she can stack cups like it ain't no biz is just second to the fact that she is so OH MY GOSH!

I'm sure these guys got fired, don't worry they were offer a job by the UFC.

I've heard of being horny in the morning, but not when you're hosting a television show.

Since this is a Christian Rock Band, I guess these dudes have God on their side. Where on their side? We have no freaking clue because they really, really suck.

This chicken has the beats and the footwork to rave! I wouldn't want to battle her in a dance circle.