Yeah, we'd definitely think about asking for her hand in marriage or just have sex with her. Whatevs.

Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.

Lady Gaga + Doc Brown = The most amazing hairstyle of all time.

Sadface.

It's really not too difficult for her to completely distract us.

Why are they pointing down?

Now shut up.

Yeah, this is exactly how da Bears are looking this season, too.

Always thought she was hot; this just confirms it.

Part of us is jealous and we wish this would happen to our foot. It would be a great way to spend the afternoon.

Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

100% more Annoying or a 100% Fierce? We'd like to punch her in the face either way - in a total non-wife-beat-y sort of way!

Here's Marisa wearing a 3 million dollar bra from Harlequin Fantasy Bra. Tell us: how did her boobs get so rich that they're able to afford such a luxury? I mean, all they do is just sit there and look awesome. Not fair!

Oh, look who got a new pair of boobs! And from the looks of it they fell right out of a gumball machine and onto her chest. Now we know Amy is rich, so why does it look like she has a cheap a boob job as that girl in high school who got addicted to crack, like, ten years later?

Friends. They are awesome. Except when they are a-holes.

We 100% approve of Katy Perry's wardrobe.

We like it when Linday Lohan tries on shoes. And so do you.

We never knew the Jonas Bros. were such sluts.

Just kidding. We don't know if Lohan does meth, she probably doesn't. But we certainly know she has a meth face, which is the WORST kind of face if you're going to have any face at all.

Well, that's what we've gathered from this sign at least.