Philip Norris explains why Adam Lambert lost American Idol and why Americans hate the gays. Good Times!

Philip Norris discusses what kind of lesbian Lindsay Lohan will be.

She's Brian Austin Green's girlfriend, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't respect her sexiest! Philip Norris has more...

Philip Norris walks you through his five step plan on how to save on the Holidays during the recession. Look out Martha Stewart!

This week Philip Norris gives you the lowdown on who to vote for in the upcoming election.

This week Philip Norris comments on Hugh Hefners comment about Miley Cyrus in Playboy, and how people are into some weird sex crap.

Philip Norris can't afford gas, and so can't you. It's okay, he has a couple solutions.

You think Batman was rich before, wait until he rakes in all of this box office money!

Philip Norris gets an iPhone! Unfortunately he can't activate it, so he gives some solutions on what to do with it.

Jamie Lynn Spears has had her illegitimate child. Congrats Jamie Lynn, you are officially more white trash than your sister!

This week Philip Norris talks about how Amy Winehouse hates everyone that's not white. What color is she anyway?

American Idol is finally over. Now I can get beck to my normal life of listening to non-crappy music.

Philip Norris discusses the fact the Britney Spears might be pregnant and who the father could be.

Paula Abdul screwed up and now everybody knows that American Idol is fake!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz got engaged! Now that they got that out of the way... time for the divorce!

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

This week your pal Philip Norris rants about how big of an idiot Richie Sambora is for driving drunk with his 10-year-old daughter in the car.

Philip Norris discusses the art of the celebrity sex tape.

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

This week Philip Norris explains why you have really bad taste in movies. BTW Jared Leto is a tool.